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A list of some of the funniest jokes about musicians
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As a play-at-home musician, I have had the opportunity in my younger years to jam with some professional level musicians. These few jokes are truly representative of the majority of the musicians that I have jammed with.
| | How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. |
| | How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up. |
| | What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs? |
| | What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless. |
| | How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in |
| | Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot |
| | What has three legs and an asshole? A drum stool |
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