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A few guitar/bass player jokes that I have run across
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Here is a small contribution of guitar/bass player jokes. A lot of these I can relate to as this is/was my primary instrument that I played in my younger days as a wide eyed, hopeful, play-at-home musician. THEN: I became a parent....................
| | How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light |
| | How can you tell it's the bass player knocking on your door? He yells "Dominoes!" |
| | What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ? Will the defendant please rise? |
| | Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out of the car. |
| | What are the three most difficult years in a bass players life? The second grade. |
| | Why don't bass players ever catch a cold? Even a virus has some pride |
| | Why do flies have wings? To beat the guitar players to the trash can |
| | How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins. |
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