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MTV's "Jersey Shore" Quotes  
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Here are some quotes from the MTV reality show "Jersey Shore" - be sure to check out http://www.JerseyShoreQuotes.com & http://www.twitter.com/JSQuotes

	"I represent Italians, family, hair gel and tanning"
	"There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my mangel."
	"I am like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their head off."
	"My abs are so ripped up it's called 'the situation.'"
	"You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt off?"
	"I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby"
	"I'm a bartender. I do, you know, great things."
	"I'll pound her out"
	"Everybody loves me... ladies, dogs, girls, cougars... Mass appeal"
	"I love the situation!"
	"Whadda you lookin at tough guy" ... "The situation is like, there's a situation"
	"Let's get filthy, creepy and weird."

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Comments: Nice... great show. Be sure to check out http://www.JerseyShoreQuotes.com for tons of good lines! Comment by: Composer3 We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ‘cause that beat’s hittin’ us so we’re fightin’ back, it’s like we beat up that beat. Comment by: laaaaaa