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Ten Best Sports-Related Quotes from "Seinfeld"
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| | Boy: The tryout lasts three-and-a-half to four hours. Are you up for it? |
| | Bobby: Would he hit two home runs? |
| | Frank: What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doin'! |
| | George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past 20 years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduce them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego! |
| | George: Pulp can move, baby! Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? |
| | George: Yes, sure, surely was. Yeah, I'll always remember that day. Well, I'll never forget it because that was the day that I lost my virginity to Miss Stafford, the voluptuous homeroom teacher. |
| | George: Oh yes they did, Jerry, they were all over me. It was like Rocky I. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist. |
| | Jerry: Well, the crowd most have gone wild. |
| | Jerry: Duncan and I were just taking about the big race. |
| | Jerry: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle ... Costanza?! |
| | Kramer: Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side? |
| | Steinbrenner: My name is George Steinbrenner, I'm afraid I have some very sad news about your son. |
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