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24 Similarities Between Girls and Fish
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A list from the episode "Okay Awesome" of "How I Met Your Mother":
| 1. | Both attracted to shiny objects |
| 2. | More fun to catch while drinking |
| 3. | Neither travel well |
| 4. | There's others in the sea and/or bar |
| 5. | Three words: catch and release |
| 6. | Both travel in protective groups |
| 7. | Small bladders |
| 8. | The deeper you go, the scarier they get |
| 9. | Their weight largely determines their value |
| 10. | [EDITED: My lawyer has requested that I remove this one from the blog... hint: crabs!] |
| 11. | They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail |
| 12. | Bears will eat either of them |
| 13. | Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em farm-raised |
| 14. | You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred |
| 15. | Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first |
| 16. | Seen the movie Splash? Case closed |
| 17. | Cold blooded. Looking your way, Stacy. |
| 18. | Neither can operate a vehicle |
| 19. | They both eat things |
| 20. | The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life |
| 21. | Scales are important to each of them |
| 22. | They never have to buy drinks |
| 23. | Umm... Eggs? Duh |
| 24. | Can hook either with a great line |
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