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How Barney Stinson Defines Types of Relationships
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Here is how Barney Stinson (from TV's "How I Met Your Mother") defines each type of relationship:
| | hook·ing up [hoo-k-ing up] - When two people do it, consistently, but aren’t hanging out during daylight hours – unless it’s for the express purpose of getting it on. |
| | hang·ing out [hang – ing – owt] – The process of participating in an organized activity together – such as a movie or dinner - followed shortly thereafter by furious banging. |
| | see·ing where things are go·ing [see-ing wair things ahr going] – The process in which two people hang out, hook up, and do everything they can not to think about what it means. |
| | da·ting – [day-ting] 1) The first time seeing where things are going fails. 2) Hanging out without the guarantee of sex. |
| | marr·iage – [marr-edge] see: suicide. |
| | play·ing the field – [play-ing the feeeeld] – Banging as many people as possible. |
| | just friends – [just frends] – Two people who probably could’ve banged that one night but didn’t and it’s been a little weird ever since. They’ve thought about it, though. |
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