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Top 10 @CharlieSheen Tweets from Twitter
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Charlie Sheen is officially on Twitter! Check him out at http://twitter.com/CHARLIESHEEN. Here are ten of his best tweets so far:
| 1. | If only I hadn’t lost my What Would President Josiah Bartlet Do? bracelet… |
| 2. | Just because two-and-a-half million people are following me doesn’t mean I’m paranoid. Does it? |
| 3. | “You know it’s hard out there for a pimp…” |
| 4. | If CBS does cast Qaddafi to replace me, they’d better call show “Two-and-a-Half Dictators” or I will take all of heir sorry asses down. |
| 5. | Received offer to direct porn parody of “Two and a Half Men.” Hope I can cast John Bobbitt. |
| 6. | Who said Frosted Flakes drenched in tiger’s blood is just for kids? |
| 7. | Being unemployed is not all that bad. |
| 8. | The first step toward recovery is admitting that everyone else is bat-shit crazy. |
| 9. | Went to Haiti to help out, only to find I was put in charge of collecting donations for Charlie Sheen Relief Fund. |
| 10. | Aaaaarrggghhh…me loves the smell of tigers’ blood in the mornin’. |
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