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Top 10 Quotes from "Office" Manager Michael Scott  
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Michael Gary Scott (born March 15, 1965 in Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) is a fictional character on NBC's The Office, portrayed by Steve Carell, and based on David Brent from the original British version. Michael, the central character of the series, was the manager of the Scranton branch of paper and printer distribution company Dunder Mifflin Inc. Here are ten of his most infamous quotes:

1.	"That's what she said."
2.	"If you think Pam's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago."
3.	"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
4.	"Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and those are the principles I carry with me into the workplace."
5.	"I'm an early bird ... And I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms ..."
6.	"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
7.	"I declare … bankruptcy!"
8.	"You need to play to win. But … you also need to win … to play."
9.	"Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I've heard 'women and children first.' But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands."
10.	"There are 5 stages to grief which are … (reading from computer) Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance. And right now, out there, they are all denying the fact that they're sad and that's hard and it's making them all angry. And it is my job to get them all the way through to Acceptance and if not Acceptance then Depression … If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job."

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