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Tough times in the United States
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Tags: recession, exorcism, economic, Hillary
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| | The recession has hit everybody really hard... |
| | My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. |
| | Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. |
| | CEO's are now playing miniature golf. |
| | Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. |
| | A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. |
| | I saw a Mormon with only one wife. |
| | If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. |
| | McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. |
| | Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. |
| | Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. |
| | My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! |
| | A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. |
| | A picture is now only worth 200 words. |
| | When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. |
| | The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. |
| | I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. |
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