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The Top Ten Reasons to Keep Smoking
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If you're still not sure you want to quit, with our tongues firmly in our cheeks, we've come up with the top ten reasons to keep smoking.
| | That lighter comes in handy for birthday candles. |
| | Those extra wrinkles give you that "mature" look. |
| | You wouldn't get any exercise at all if you didn't run outside the building every hour for a cigarette. |
| | The smell on your coat makes it easy to pick it out of a pile at a party. |
| | If your sense of smell came back you'd have to do something about that litter box. |
| | The occasional holes in your clothes give you a needed excuse to shop |
| | Philip Morris needs that money more than you do. |
| | If not for the smoking you'd be perfect, and nobody likes a perfect person. |
| | Your ex-spouse wanted you to quit and you won't give him/her the satisfaction. |
| | That rattle when you breathe reassures you that you're still alive. |
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