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Andy Borowitz Quotes
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Tags: Andy Borowitz, Bush, Comedy, funny, satire, 50 funniest American Writers
Here's some of funniest quotes from Andy Borowitz. You can order his new book, The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion , at the link below. It's DISCOUNTED by over 40% by Amazon.............. http://amzn.to/o4XwMz
| 1. | Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. |
| 2. | Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. |
| 3. | Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
| 4. | See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
| 5. | Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison," |
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