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Tags: Ozzy Osbourne, Rock music, Quotes, Saying, Said, Words, Famous, History

Ozzy Osbourne is a rock musician famous for a solo career and as part of the band Black Sabbath. He gained fame with a younger crowd with his reality TV show on MTV as well. These are some of his famous quotes.

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  • "I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!"
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  • "Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a shitload of bubbles!?"
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  • "We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle."
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  • "I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have."
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  • "Every year I hear, metal is dying. It's been dying since fucking 1978!"
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  • "I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?"
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  • "International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire."
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  • "You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!"
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  • "All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls."
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  • "Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here."
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  • "Merry xmas....now fuck off."
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  • "I like warming my butt by the fire."
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  • "I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window."
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  • "I like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory."
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  • "I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star."
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  • "I'm not the greatest singer in the world, but I do give people entertainment."
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  • "I'm the guy kids love and parents hate. The guy mothers love to hate. When you've achieved that, you've achieved a goal."
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  • "My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk."
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  • "My mother said to me, 'Get a proper job. Quit this f--king around.' She still thinks it's a crazy f--king thing I'm doing."
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  • "If I had to start it all over again, the only thing I would change is I'd learn to read a contract better."
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  • "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
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  • "Well listen, how does a sparrow make an emergency landing? With a sparrowchute."
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  • "We've obviously got what the people want. It's aggressive music and I think America likes aggression."
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  • "Happiness to me is getting stoned."
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  • "I know I ain't going to fucking live to be an old man. I know that."
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  • "I didn't think anything we did was spectacular. I remember we thought, 'Let's just write some scary music.'"
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  • "I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think - Satan."
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  • "They say life sucks and then you die, that's pretty much it."
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  • "If I had done everything they said I've done, I'd be dead."
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  • "I am not fucking Dracula."
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  • "I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."

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