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17 Words That Should Be Banished in 2006
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Tags: Words, Banned Words, New in 2006
How often do you find yourself using these words? Just know that the people around you wish you'd quit! This list of worst used words was compiled by a funny little committee at Lake Superior State University in Michigan.
| 1. | SURREAL – One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. |
| 2. | HUNKER DOWN – To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. |
| 3. | PERSON OF INTEREST – Found within the context of legal commentary. In other words, people with guns want to talk with you. |
| 4. | COMMUNITY OF LEARNERS – A five-dollar phrase on a nickel-errand. Value-added into many higher education mission statements. |
| 5. | UP OR DOWN VOTE – A casualty of today's partisanship. |
| 6. | BREAKING NEWS – It used to stop the presses. Now it's a lower-intestinal condition brought about by eating dinner during newscasts. |
| 7. | DESIGNER BREED – Perhaps it's the bastardization of dog breeding. “When you mate a miniature schnauzer to a toy poodle, it's not a ‘Schnoodle,' it's a mongrel.” – George Bullerjahn, Bowling Green, Ohio. |
| 8. | FEMA – Dedicated to the memory of a great federal agency consigned to the ash heap of parody. “If they don't do anything, we don't need their acronym.” – Josh Hamilton, Tucson, Ariz. |
| 9. | FIRST-TIME CALLER – Preamble often heard on talk radio. “I am serious in asking: who in any universe gives a care?” – Miguel McCormick, Orlando, Fla. |
| 10. | PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU! – Marketing catch phrase that became a lost-leader long ago. “Read: Pass the markup along to you.” – C. W. Estes, Roanoke, Tex. |
| 11. | 97% FAT FREE – Adventures in delusion. It still has 3% fat. |
| 12. | AN ACCIDENT THAT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN – Best-laid mayhem. |
| 13. | JUNK SCIENCE – Banished from the Marketplace of Ideas. |
| 14. | GIT-ER-DONE – It's overdone. |
| 15. | DAWG – No designer breed here. |
| 16. | TALKING POINTS – Cover your ears! “Topics which will please those you want to impress.” – Michele Mooney, Van Nuys, Calif. |
| 17. | HOLIDAY TREE – Many salvoes were fired during this past season's “war on Christmas.” Holiday tree is a silly name for what most of us hold as a Christmas tree, no matter your preference of religion |
Lister:
Andrea
Source:
Lake Superior State University
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Way funny. But I really want to add "it is what it is" LOL
Comment by: reginaphylange
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