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"I want to dress like a sperm." Robin Williams Quotes
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Robin Williams is a comedian and actor famous for being an extremely extroverted individual. These are some of his famous quotes.
| | "Jamaica. They would never make an Atomic Bomb; they may make an Atomic Bong. When the Atomic Bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation. When the Atomic Bong goes off there's celebration!" |
| | "You realize God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time." |
| | "Then there's the luge, for which I have only one question: What drunken, German gynecologist invented that sport? What guy said: You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice chute. Ja, that would be fun!" |
| | "But After 9/11 it was Tony who said "This heinous incident has brought our civilization to the edge of oblivion but we shall endure." And there’s poor dubya (W) going 'Shit I can't even spell that.'" |
| | “You do not know shit about fuck.” |
| | “They said the Irish discovered civilization then had a couple of Guinness and forgot where they fucking put it.” |
| | "Jane Fonda and Ted Turner broke up. Jane found God and Ted found out it wasn't him." |
| | "You know you get that tattoo of a barbed wire now when you're 18 and by the time you're 80 it's a fucking pickett fence." |
| | "It's very difficult to have a call to jihad, with a mouthful of peanut butter." |
| | "Do you think they could make a drug to give you mental clarity into your golden years? No! They give you a drug to make you harder than Chinese algebra." |
| | "The only people flying to the Middle East will be terrorists, so it will be, 'Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?'" |
| | "If you remember the 1960s, you didn't live through them." |
| | "Carpe per diem: Seize the check." |
| | "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." |
| | "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." |
| | "Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money." |
| | "If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair." |
| | "'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo." |
| | "You want an amendment against same-sex marriage? Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex." |
| | "Things you don't hear at the Tony's (Broadway Award Show): 'Don't wait up kids'." |
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