| | Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends! |
| | Just go jump off a balcony! |
| | How dare you, ALL of you! Standing around, deciding MY future! I am NOT a prize to be won! |
| | AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck! |
| | Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp! |
| | Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna start picking out curtains or anything... |
| | Aladdin! You just won the heart of the princess! What are you going to do next? Psst! You line is 'I'm going to free the Genie.' Anytime. |
| | Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs! Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you! Good-bye now! Good-bye! Good-bye! Thank you! Good-bye! WELL, AL! How about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa? |
| | I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here! Here he comes! And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, they spit! |
| | Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at me from the side - do I look different to you? |
| | Three wishes... and ixnay on wishing for more wishes! That's it! Three! Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds! |
| | I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug! |
| | Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. Bleurk! So don't ask... Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim there! ...Rule number three! I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! ...Other than that, you got it. |
| | In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here! |
| | Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you baa-a-ad boy, but no more freebies. |
| | It's all part'n'parcel of the whole genie gig - PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!! - itty-bitty living space! |
| | But, oh! to be free! Not to have to go 'Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?' To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus. |
| | You're speechless, I see — a fine quality in a wife. |
| | YOU! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?! |
| | You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules! |
| | I'm giving you your reward, your eternal reward! |
| | I think its time to say good bye to prince abubu! |
| | This is not done yet, boy! |
| | Finders keepers, abubu! |
| | A snake am I; perhaps you would like to see how snake like I can be! |
| | You little fool, you thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth! |
| | Yes....Yes....The Power....HAHAHAHA.....The Absolute Power! |
| | The Universe is mine to command....to control! |
| | Look at this! Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting! |
| | You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street-rat, you'll die a street-rat, and only your fleas will mourn you! |
| | Come closer... closer... Too close! |
| | Combination hooka and coffee maker! also makes julienne fries! Will not break, will not break... It broke. |
| | I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky. |
| | We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat? |