| | You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend |
| | Do you like my sweater? I knitted it myself! |
| | Is that your Holden Camaro? It's really cool |
| | Hi, I've got 500 acres of rolling farmland and I'm looking for a wife |
| | Hey, have you ever been licked...I mean REALLY licked? |
| | I'd like to marry you, you remind me of my daughter. |
| | Do you have any Italian in you? … Would you like some in you? |
| | Didn't I graduate with you? When did you get legs? Want to go hang out sometime? |
| | <grabbing my hand> "I-I-I-I, I-I-I, I f-f-f-fuckin' l-l-l-l-ove y-y-y-ou" |
| | I would love if you could come over to my place and read a book by my pond, nothing sexual, just read by my pond. |
| | You must have a boyfriend. |
| | I can rock your world baby. |
| | You look like Julia Roberts. I LOVE Asian women! |
| | If I tell you, you have a nice body - will you hold it against me? |
| | I'd really like to sleep with you before I leave town. |
| | Here's the gameplan, let's go over to my dorm and discuss plays. |
| | Do you have the time? Do you have the energy? |
| | I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. |
| | I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. |
| | I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. |
| | I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. |
| | Do you speak English? |
| | Hey babe, I gotta big cock, wanna see it? |
| | I'm a Leo, roaarr! |
| | Hi, my friends call me Creepy. |
| | I want to tear you apart! |
| | I'm drunk, let's fuck! |
| | Can I stick my dong into you? |
| | Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. |
| | My name is Bond, James Bond. |
| | Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though |
| | If you were a booger, I would pick you first. |
| | Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. |
| | I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. |
| | Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? |
| | It looks like someone took 2 hams and stuck them down the back of your dress. |
| | So what do you want for breakfast. |
| | I make a lot of money. |
| | Do you mind if I'm married? |
| | See this tent in my pants... I am happy to see you. |
| | Nice hair, can I pull? |
| | I'd like to take you out for a steak. |
| | What's a dumpy looking girl like you doing in a classy place like this? |
| | Could you recommend a good sex manual? |
| | You look so skinny, lie on top of me and I can make sure. |
| | I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. |
| | Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
| | I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. |
| | I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. |
| | If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. |
| | I have a yacht and need a first mate. |
| | I have hot tub at home. |
| | I am having a slumber party, want come over? |
| | Ever score on a goalie before? |
| | Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover? |
| | wanna see my bedroom? |
| | Anyone ever tell you you look like my future wife? |
| | Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. |
| | Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick |
| | I've got a 12 pack of condoms, a 6 pack of beer, a 2 pack of roofies, and a penis all for you. How's that sound? |
| | Want to see my penis piercing? No? Cause I want to see my penis piercing you. |
| | Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof? |