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What's Your Favorite? - Great Quotes From TV Sitcoms
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If TV is a reflection of life, these are the thoughts that define us. Laugh away no canned laughter needed.
| | What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?--Cheers (Carla to Diane) |
| | Let me get this straight. Mark gets fewer rules because he's a dork, and I get more rules because Brad's a dork.--Home Improvement (Randy) |
| | Brenda: How do you go from this tranquility to that violence?
Sonny Crockett: I usually take the Ferrari.--Miami Vice |
| | Maddie Hayes: Well, let me remind you Mr. Addison, that one case does not a detective make.
David Addison: Well, let me remind you Ms. Hayes, that I hate it when you talk backwards!--Moonlighting |
| | Vanessa: Denise pushed us out of the bathroom and Rudy doesn't have all of the shampoo rinsed out of her hair. If she goes blind can we get a dog?--The Cosby Show |
| | Let me tell you something Mister Stivic. You are a MEATHEAD. As in Meathead... dead from the neck up.-- All in the Family (Archie Bunker) |
| | Detective Harris: Hey Fish, does it hurt when those stones come out?
Fish: It can't be too bad. The doctor says it's like giving birth.--Fish |
| | Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.
Jed Clampett: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.
Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.--The Beverly Hillibilies |
| | Sonny and I are perfectly compatible. As soon as there's a problem, my psychiatrist contacts his psychiatrist and they work it out.--The Sonny & Cher Show (Cher) |
| | All I do is think and Blink--I Dream of Jeannie (Jeannie) |
| | Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.--I Love Lucy (Ricky Ricardo) |
| | Ralph Kramden: This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.--The Honeymooners |
| | Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?
Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.
Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?
Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.--The Jack Benny Program |
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This is a great list... Not only did you choose GREAT shows, but I love that the quotes are not totally obvious and well known. They took me back, that's for sure.
Comment by: m_kim5553 Love it! I think the last two are my favorites =] - A very enjoyable read!
Comment by: cocobarahorse Very Creative!! Quotes I don't remember but I know I laughed when I heard them the first time. Great Job!!!
Comment by: MMWine2008 LOL! The biggest thing u ever got into was your pants! I love that!^^
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