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Advice for Kitties: Taking Good Care of Your Human!  
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Tags: cats, human care, cat human relationship

Kitties of the world, are you taking good care of your human? If not, you need to read this list! Here are the things you should make sure you do for your human.

	Entertain your human with your litter box. They love cleaning it, so why not make it more interesting to look at?
	You have to make sure that when you shed, you shed on an appropriate place, like your humans fleece coat!
	Take advantage of extra food when the opportunity arises. Fake cry out in pain, and your human will treat you with an edible apology!
	When eating grass, make sure you know of a good place to throw up afterwards, like a shoe or carpet.
	Don't let your human waste their valuable time doing things like reading, watching tv, or talking on the phone.
	Your human must never watch tv without you being right in front of it. They would rather watch you, really.
	Stalk the vacuum cleaner when it is being used.
	Leaves are not meant to be in piles! If you human has raked leaves into neat, constraining piles, destroy them immediately! Jump in them, run around in them, just destroy them!
	Closed doors are not acceptable. If you find yourself on the wrong side of a closed door, tell your human immediately so they can fix the situation.
	Sleep during the day so you can concentrate on keeping your human awake at night.
	When your human has guests, act appropriately: jump on the allergic ones and use your claws to fend off the children.
	It is necessary to go outside, even in bad weather. If you do go outside in a rainstorm, make sure to wipe your paws on the whitest carpet in the house.
	Door training: you can train your human to open and close the door whenever you need them to by standing in front of the door and meowing loudly.

Lister: Kristin
Source: buzzle.com

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Comments: Another door solution: Paw continuously on doors that may rattle in their frame...there's no ignoring that, espech in the middle of the night. Comment by: buccicone.2