| | Sidra - Teri Hatcher - He suspected her "spectacular" breasts were fake |
| | Meryl - Courtney Cox - She abused his "family" dry clean discount |
| | Melissa - Kathleen McClellan - She is always naked |
| | Lanette - Amanda Peete - A two man job |
| | Elaine - Julia Louis Dreyfus - To save the friendship |
| | Laura - Pamela Brull - She was engaged |
| | Tia - Jennifer Campbell - She thought she caught Jerry picking his nose |
| | Marlene - Tracy Kolis - She doesn't think his standup act is funny |
| | Donna - Gretchen German - She liked the Dockers' commercial |
| | Angela - Melinda McGraw - She was a hit-and-run driver |
| | Naomi - Jessica Lundy - Her laugh sounded like Elmer Fudd |
| | Sandra - Lisa Malkiewicz - Jerry Talked too "dirty" to her |
| | Marla - Jane Leeves - She found out about the Contest |
| | Sharon - Paula Marshall - She though Jerry was lying about being gay |
| | Dolores - Susan Walters - Jerry couldn't remember her name |
| | Amy - Anna Gunn - Jerry accuses her of kissing his cousin |
| | Jody - Jennifer Coolidge - She wouldn't give Jerry a massage |
| | Winona - Kimberly Norris - Jerry implies she is an "Indian Giver" |
| | Tawni - Kimberley Campbell - Jerry stole her fungicide |
| | Jane - Jami Gertz - She can't spare a square |
| | Audrey - Suzanne Snyder - She wouldn't taste his apple pie |
| | Rachel - Melanie Smith - George saw her naked |
| | Julie - Marita Gerahty - Newman had dumped her |
| | Sandi - Jann Karam - She wouldn't laugh |
| | Melanie - Athena Massey - She ate her peas one at a time |
| | Holly - Stacey Travis - Jerry wouldn't eat enough meat for her |
| | Lena - Jennifer Guthrie - She stockpiled cases of "Today Sponge" contraceptives |
| | Christie - Lisa Deane - She kept wearing the same dress over and over |
| | Beth - Debra Messing - She was a Nazi |
| | Patty - Lori Loughlin - She believed Jerry couldn't show emotion |
| | Nicki - Danette Tays - She is so beautiful that she gets whatever she wants |
| | Gillian - Kristin Bauer - She had "man hands" |
| | Ellen - Christine Taylor - She was a loser |
| | Jenna - Kristin Davis - Jerry wouldn't use her toothbrush |
| | Alex - Melinda Clarke - There were body "hair" issues |
| | Claire - Sara Rose Peterson - Her belly button talked |
| | Celia - Julia Pennington - She wouldn't let Jerry play w/ her "Toy Collection" |
| | Sara - Marcia Cross - Jerry called her a "pimple popper" |
| | Jeannie - Janeane Garofalo - She was too much like him |
| | Sheila - Alexandra Wentworth - Schmoopy at The Soup Nazi |
| | Gina - Gina Gallego - Neighbor whose ex-boyfriend is in a coma |
| | Nina - Catherine Keener - Artist who plagerized The Letter |
| | Valerie - Lauren Graham - Speed dial competition with mom |
| | Lois - Renee Props - Works for high school racing rival Duncan Meyer |
| | Karen - Marguerite MacIntyre - Ms. Rhode Island |