The Everyday World of Men and Women: Expansive Differences
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Men and women have differing views on many parts of everyday life.
Women - Games are for social fun and laughter.
Men - Competitions to award winners and laugh at losers.
Women - Know her kid's dentist's middle name.
Men - May not know the middle name of that short person in his home.
Women - A mode to transport her babies.
Men - Still refers to his car as his baby.
Women - Daquiris and diet cola with rum.
Men - Beer and whiskey shots.
Women - A social lounge for gossip and nose-powdering.
Men - A place for personal biological relief.
Women - Colorful pens with loopy cursive and hearts above the "i" and smiley faces.
Men - Incomprehensible chicken-scratch
Women - Lists of things she needs.
Men - Waits for fridge to become empty than goes of an empty stomach and buys everything he wants.
Women - Get dressed up and browse for hours.
Men - Run through the parking lot and buy the first thing they see.
Women - Will cry and pour thier heart out to her girlfriends over ice cream and never call again.
Men - Will go get beers and shots with his buddies and "drunk-dial" her late at night.
Women - 30 mins of foreplay.
Men - 30 seconds of foreplay.
Women - Girls look and act like women at 18 years old.
Men - Boys look and act like boys until they are atleast 22.
Women - Read love classic love stories and Shakespeare.
Men - Read the sports page, TV Guide and Playboy.
Women - Nude women are works of art and remind men there is a God.
Men - Nude men remind women of the possibility of evolution.
| ||Bathroom and Shower|
Women - Take 90 minutes to use her 48 items.
Men - Take 10 minutes to use
Women - Have 93 pairs for each of her 93 outfits.
Men - Have boots, athletic shoes, sandals and brown and black dress shoes.
Women - Have cats, bunnies and dogs that fit in her purse
Men - Have reptiles and dogs that could kill them in thier sleep.
| ||Dressing Up|
Women - Cannot wait to wear a dress to go get the mail.
Men - Put on the tie in the car ride to funerals and weddings.
Women - Wash her sheets and towels every week.
Men - Wash his underwear once a month.
Women - Use exact change (that has piled up in her 10 pound purse).
Men - Have nothing smaller than $20 bills (because he has never stepped inside a bank).
Women - Talk for an hour with one friend then tells the exact same story for an hour to the next.
Men - Send one short mass text message.
Women - A little girl plays Barbies until she is 10.
Men - A boy's toys just get more expensive and use bigger batteries when he is 20.
Women - Main topics are sex (graphically true accounts) and relationships.
Men - Main topics are sex (graphically exaggerrated accounts) and football.
Women - Unrealistic love stories where men are perfect heroes.
Men - Unrealistic action adventures where men are perfect heroes.
Women - Want and wear everything they can get away with.
Men - Want and wear a watch.
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