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Top Saturday Night Live Quotes  
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In no particular order.

	Jane, you ignorant slut.
	I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!
	I live in a van down by the river
	Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.
	Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,cheeseburger,cheesebuer.....
	East and West Germany got together Tuesday afternoon for a quickie but it didn’t work and they once again agreed to see other countries.
	In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women’s condom. The condom works by fitting snugly over a woman’s wine glass.
	Turd Fergusen
	We're two wild and crazy guys

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Comments: Great list. But there have got to be some other good ones? Comment by: Ryan Pratt