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Top Saturday Night Live Quotes
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Tags: Saturday Night Live, SNL, Quotes
In no particular order.
| | Jane, you ignorant slut. |
| | I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL! |
| | I live in a van down by the river |
| | Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore. |
| | Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,cheeseburger,cheesebuer..... |
| | East and West Germany got together Tuesday afternoon for a quickie but it didn’t work and they once again agreed to see other countries. |
| | In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women’s condom. The condom works by fitting snugly over a woman’s wine glass. |
| | Turd Fergusen |
| | We're two wild and crazy guys |
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