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All About Canadians
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This are some interesting facts about Canada (sources can be found on http://www.silverladder.com/literature/humor/canadians/ihate1.htm).
| | Canadians are more likely to than any other nationality to eat roadkill. In fact, Canadians refer to dead raccoons found on the highway as "Toronto Bologna." |
| | Canadians lead the world in per capita binge drinking. The average Canadian drinks an average of 16 beers on an average day. Seven of them are normally consumed while on the job. |
| | Canada is the world's largest supplier of cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines and back bacon. |
| | Canadian boxers are five times more likely than any other country's boxers to hide horseshoes and other hard heavy objects in their boxing gloves. |
| | Canadians are more likely than any other nationality to spit in public, especially on the windshields of other people's cars. |
| | A 1987 survey found that Canadians have the worst handwriting in the whole world. They also frequently misspell the word "sauce." |
| | If you try to order a quarter-pounder in a Canadian McDonald's, you won't get a quarter-pound hamburger. You see, Canadians use the metric system for units of measurement. If you ask a Canadian for a "quarter-pounder," he will kick you in the knee and take your wallet and any jewelry you are wearing. |
| | Almost half of the planes in the Canadian Air Force are made completely of paper. |
| | When eating at fancy restaurants, or even not-so-fancy ones, there is an 81 percent chance that a Canadian will leave no tip. There is a 19 percent chance that a Canadian will leave an upside-down penny stuck into a wad of chewed-up gum. He will probably laugh about it afterward, too. |
| | Canadians frequently give tourists and vistors bad directions on purpose. Many of them hope that the tourists will drive into an open mine shaft and die. |
| | Canada only has three museums, and two of them are dedicated to the history of the buffalo. |
| | Canadian stamp collectors are 54 percent more likely to eat their stamps than stamp collectors of other nationalities are. Canadians are also known to taint their stamp adhesive with LSD. |
| | Canadians don't tell their children about the myth of Santa Claus. When December rolls around, they entertain their kids with stories of Saint Oh, a skinny man with a pencil thin mustache who likes to stab people with an ice pick. |
| | 75 percent of Canadians think it's okay for young people to smoke random plants that they find growing on the side of the highway. |
| | Eight out of ten Canadians think people in wheelchairs should have to live on an island overrun by ferrets. |
| | Most Canadian women don't believe in shaving their armpits. Canadian men reportedly find bushy underarm hair to be "sexy" and "alluring." |
| | 42 percent of the average Canadian's income comes from money stolen from the collection plate at church. The Canadians who don't go to church get most of their money via strong-arm tactics used on the paperboy. |
| | The majority of Canadians believe that "teaching toddlers the correct way to smoke a cigarette" is a matter of national importance and should be government funded. |
| | Canadians invented swear words, especially the really bad ones. |
| | Canadians have no sense of humor, and web pages like this one make them violent enough to use a hot branding iron on anyone else that happens to be in the same room as them. |
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