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Top 10+ Yoda Lines You've Never Heard  
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Here are the lines you never heard that wise, old Jedi say. Which is your favorite.

	When 900-years-old you reach, relief, Preparation H spells.
	Make me look fat, does this blouse?
	That's what she said.
	A million republic credits, you may have won.
	Applebees. Old Navy Performance Fleece. U2. A Jedi craves not these things.
	Being with my pants, will you?
	In the basket, it puts the lotion.
	Begun, this pillow fight has!
	Fear leads to suffer...wait...fear leads to hate...no, wrong that is.
	Murder, she wrote.
	To Yoda speak, the comma you must use.

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Comments: “Named must your burger be, before order it you can.” Comment by: Sam I like #7 the best. If you don't get it, think "Silence of the Lambs". Comment by: buccicone.2