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Worst Sayings Ever Printed on T-Shirts  
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If you are spotted with any of these sayings on your t-shirt, do the world a favor and just get naked. Can anyone think of any more?

	"This is your girlfriend's shirt"- Oh, because it's pink. I get it: a fratboy slept with my girlfriend last night. Clever.
	"That's Hot"- Not only because it's the most brainless saying ever to catch on, but because with every t-shirt you purchase with this saying, you are merely contributing to the Paris Hilton Nightclub Fare Fund.
	"Bun in the Oven"- Why?
	"My boyfriend is out of town"- History has proven that the best advertisement for slutiness is word of mouth. The t-shirt version isn't really necessary.
	"My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems/I just do what the voices tell me to do/where's my medication?" etc etc. Although HotTopic IS the zenith of fashion, it's best to just leave the mall altogether if this begins to look tempting.
	"Git -R- Done"- Congress should really pass a law mandating the deletion of this phrase from the human vocabulary, as well as from t-shirts, key chains and bumper stickers everywhere.
	"I'm only 99% Perfect"- Let's face it, we've all gotten some variation of this t-shirt from a confused aunt or grandmother. Best to just smile and nod, and locate the gift receipt.
	"Mrs. Timberlake"- or Mrs. Insert Name of Any Non-Threatening Teen Hunk. Not only is it false advertising, but the wearer immediately becomes a moving target for cynics such as myself.

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