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	"Bill Gates is so rich, he has his own Pope."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he has someone to stir up his fruit on the bottom."
	"Bill Gates is so rich that he Fed Ex's his Christmas cards."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he has someone to peel those stringy things off his bananas."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, that he could buy five Larry Ellisons, and still have money left over for a Ross Perot."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, that he has custom-printed deposit slips with room for more zeroes."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could buy all the pies in Belgium."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he's even suspicious of his dog's affection."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, that if someone else eats the last cookie, he can send someone out to get more."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could wallpaper his bathroom in $1,000 bills, and it wouldn't measurably affect the value of his house."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he can afford a Partridge Family bus with Danny Bonaduce as his driver."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, his wife doesn't bother asking him to take out the trash."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he can call Warren Buffet, 'Boy.'"
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he can pick his friends' noses and then pay for the rhinoplasty to fix it."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he's afraid to bank in person for fear that bank employees will stick him up."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, his portfolio could drop 99% and he'd still be wealthier than anyone you know."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could buy Janet Reno's affection."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he can afford to have the big screen version of 'Titanic' recreated live for his birthday."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, that he could wear a Monica Lewinsky beret, and he would just be considered eccentric."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could afford Oprah as his personal trainer."
	"Bill Gates has $100 million for every pound Oprah has ever lost dieting."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could fund his own ballet company with himself as the lead dancer, and it wouldn't matter if no one paid to see him."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could hire the Green Bay Packers to play the Denver Broncos in his back yard."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could host his own Olympic Games, and give out one-ton gold medals."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could afford a really cool train set running all around his house. And I don't mean a toy train."
	"Bill Gates is so rich, he could buy the press's silence regarding his naked two-man luge escapade."

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