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Scrubs: Bob Kelso Moments
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Dr. Bob Kelso (Ken Jenkins) is the chief of medicine on "Scrubs" and has a tendency to insult his wife and almost anyone around him. Here are some his most memorable moments and quotes.
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| | Elliot: Sir, my father cut me off... Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, this is not Bring Your Problems to Work Day. This is just Work Day. |
| | Dr. Dorian, I owe you an apology. Obviously I was unclear when I said, "Stay in the MRI room with that patient", it must have sounded like, "Leave and do other things". |
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| | Turk: How can you make love to your wife if she's at fat camp? Dr. Kelso: The real question is: how can I make love to her when she's not at fat camp? |
| | I don't know. Is it sexist to hold the door for a woman? Is it sexist to keep the attractive nurses and let go of a few ugos? The rules are changing so fast I just can't keep up. |
| | Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, I need to get Enid a birthday present. Elliot: Ahh! When's her birthday? Dr. Kelso: I think it was last week. Elliot: Um... well, a scarf is always nice. Dr. Kelso: That's perfect. It's simple; it's elegant; and it'll hide her turkey neck. |
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| | Ted: And you know what else? I quit! Dr. Kelso: No you don't! Ted: Well I'm leaving early today! Dr. Kelso: No, you're not! You're coming back to my office to do busy work! Ted: Fine, but I'm getting a soda first! Dr. Kelso: Whatever. |
| | Ted, you know my rule about personal problems - I'm not interested unless it involves my loved ones. Or possibly my wife |
| | Dr. Kelso: Hey Ace, your TTP patient coded, I pronounced it. J.D.: He died? Dr. Kelso: I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy is going to be a bitch |
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| | I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the comedian at that strip joint in Reno... I'm not here for the jokes |
| | Dr. Kelso: Son, do you think I got to be Chief of Medicine by being late? Dr. Cox: Noooo, Bobbo, you got there by backstabbing and ass-kissing. Dr. Kelso: Maybe so, but I started those things properly at eight! |
| | Dr. Kelso: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico. It's my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don't need it anymore, I've mastered the language. Dr. Clock: Gracias, Señor. Dr. Kelso: You're welcomo |
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