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Paris Hilton In Jail: Pros and Cons  
PROs/CONs 

Tags: paris hilton, tabloids, jail, prison, DUI, hilarious

Paris Hilton has been sentanced to 45 days in jail. The whole world rejoices! Or do they? Here are the pros and cons to Paris' jail time.

	Pro: Obviously, she got what was coming.
	Con: It's still not the death penalty.
	Pro: She won't be able to do any acting.
	Con: ...Unless they allow a night vision camcorder, a full length mirror and an anonymous man in prison. Which they very well might.
	Pro: Girls can trust that their boyfriends are relatively safe
	Con: Who are Lindsay Lohan's exes going to rebound with?
	Pro: She might actually learn something
	Con: ... About drug trafficking.
	Pro: She won't be behind the wheel of an automobile, endangering lives
	Con: Nicole Ritchie is one of those lives no longer in danger.
	Pro: In her orange jumpsuit and lack of makeup, we'll be able to see what she really looks like.
	Con: We might turn to stone.
	Pro: It proves that there is still justice in the American legal system.
	Con: In the end, Paris Hilton still owns shoes worth more than someone's trailer, proving that there is no justice in Capitalism.
	Pro: She won't be able to spread STD's to the outside world
	Con: She'll still be contracting them... saving them up until she can release her weapon on the masses when she gets out. Joe Francis, look out!
	Pro: This scandal might eclipse her infamous sex tape, "One Night In Paris"
	Con: No, nevermind. It won't.

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Comments: I sincerely hope the Governator doesn't help her out... she needs this - SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL! Comment by: Pratt