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In language, "F*ck" has many grammatical connotations and most likely the most used word in the English Language
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*ck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
- It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John F*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was F*cked by John).
- It can be an action verb (John really gives a F*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a F*ck), an adverb (Mary is F*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific F*ck).
- It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is F*cking beautiful) or an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
- It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, F*ck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "F*ck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
| | Greetings "How the F*ck are ya?" |
| | Fraud "I got F*cked by the car dealer." |
| | Resignation "Oh, F*ck it!" |
| | Trouble "I guess I'm F*cked now." |
| | Aggression "F*ck YOU!" |
| | Disgust "F*ck me." |
| | Confusion "What the F*ck.......?" |
| | Difficulty "I don't understand this F*cking business!" |
| | Despair "F*cked again..." |
| | Pleasure "I F*cking couldn't be happier." |
| | Displeasure "What the F*ck is going on here?" |
| | Lost "Where the F*ck are we." |
| | Disbelief "UNF*ckING BELIEVABLE!" |
| | Retaliation "Up your F*cking ass!" |
| | Denial "I didn't F*cking do it." |
| | Perplexity "I know F*ck all about it." |
| | Apathy "Who really gives a F*ck, anyhow?" |
| | Greetings "How the F*ck are ya?" |
| | Suspicion "Who the F*ck are you?" |
| | Panic "Let's get the F*ck out of here." |
| | Directions "F*ck off." |
| | Disbelief "How the F*ck did you do that?"
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| | It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a F*cking asshole." |
| | It can be used to tell time- "It's five F*cking thirty." |
| | It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this F*cking job?" |
| | It can be maternal- "Mother F*cker." |
| | It can be political- "F*ck Bush!"
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| | It has also been used by many notable people throughout history... |
| | "What the F*ck was that?"- Mayor of Hiroshima |
| | "Where the F*ck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic |
| | "That's not a real F*cking gun is it?" - John Lennon |
| | "Who's gonna F*cking find out?" - Richard Nixon |
| | "Heads are going to F*cking roll." - Muslem Extremist |
| | "Let the F*cking woman drive?" - Commander of Space Shuttle |
| | "What F*cking map?" - Christopher Columbus |
| | "Any F*cking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein |
| | "It does so F*cking look like her!" - Leonardo da Vinci |
| | "How the F*ck did you figure that out?" - Pythagoras |
| | "You want what on the F*cking ceiling?" - Michael Angelo |
| | "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney |
| | "Why?- Because its F*cking there!" - Edmund Hilary |
| | "This is our F*cking land?" - Joan of Arc |
| | "Scattered showers my F*cking ass." - Noah |
| | "I need this parade like I need a F*cking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy |
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