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Best "Yo Mama!" Jokes  
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Never be caught without a snappy comeback again! Here are some of the best Yo Mama! jokes around. Do you know of any more?

	Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.
	Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
	Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
	Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
	Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
	Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
	Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
	Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
	Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
	Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
	Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
	Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
	Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Comments: "Yo mama..." will always be funny. Just like farting. Comment by: Pratt