The Many Stages of Britney Spears' Life
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She's a woman of many facets, transitioning from a sweet young girl to a suicidal skin head and everything in between. Think we need another step? Add it!
|1. ||Mickey Mouse Club Britney- A young Britney first steps into the spotlight on "The Mickey Mouse Club" alongside a slew of other would-be stars. How sweet.|
|2. ||Sexy Schoolgirl Britney- A 17 year old Britney kicks off her musical career with her innocent-yet-not-quite-innocent look and attitude. See Rolling Stone cover et al.|
|3. ||Incredibly Ripped & Oversexed Britney- Comes into her own, and into the gym. She's not. that. innocent!|
|4. ||Rebellious Britney- The beginning of the downfall. Still a nice physique, but she starts smoking cigarettes and wearing trucker hats, likely as a result of dating K-Fed.|
|5. ||Pregnant Britney- A bun in the oven! and then another bun!|
|6. ||White Trash Britney- Dyeing her hair from black to blonde every other day, wearing clothes from Wal-Mart, making love to In-N-Out Burger.|
|7. ||Dangerous Bald Britney- She shaves her head, ends up in rehab several times, tries to commit suicide. Attacks a paparazzi's car with an umbrella. This is very bad - but great publicity.|
|8. ||Borderline Big Comeback Britney?- She seems to have gotten most of her body back and doing small shows. Who knows what's in store?|
|9. ||VMA Britney - A lip-syncing, chubby, rhythmless glimpse of her old self.|
|10. ||Anti-Court-Appearance Britney - Time and time again she fails to show up for her appointed court dates over the dispute of her children's guardianship.|
|11. ||Partying Aunt Britney - Her little, 16-year-old sister is pregnant, and she hears the news first from TMZ reporters spotting her outside of clubs and late-night shopping sprees.|
|12. ||Crazy Laughing Gurney Britney - Spears reportedly took over 100 pills during a massive 36-hour drugs binge last week, before being wheeled out of her home on a gurney (laughing hysterically) on her way to being hospitalized for a mental evaluation.|
|13. ||Run Away to Mexico Brit - After Dr. Phil gave her a mental exam and some "helpful" words, she runs away to somewhere in Mexico with her Paparazzi boyfriend.|
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#7 Bald Brit is by far my favorite...
Comment by: Pratt
I agree, Bald Brit is Best!
Comment by: buccicone.2
I personally like Crazy Laughing Gurney Britney... have you SEEN that video??!?
Comment by: ListCritic
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! lol
Comment by: Piplup_Trainer