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Best Geek Quotes Ever
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Since you are on the computer, you don't have much room to talk. But here are the geekiest quotes ever!
| | There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. |
| | My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard. |
| | If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 |
| | Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." |
| | 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d |
| | I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly |
| | Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. |
| | I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code |
| | The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. |
| | A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. |
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