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The Best of "Murphy's Laws"
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"Murphy's Law" has become a generic term for any statement that is witty and cynical. Here are some of the best ones:
| | Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. |
| | You never run out of things that can go wrong. |
| | No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. |
| | If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush. |
| | The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. |
| | Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. |
| | If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. |
| | An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. |
| | All's well that ends. |
| | A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. |
| | If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. |
| | Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. |
| | Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. |
| | Every solution breeds new problems. |
| | Enough research will tend to support your theory. |
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