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Conan O'Brien: In the Year 2000 - Jim Carrey
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This is the Jim Carrey version of the segment "In the Year 2000" on Late Night with Conan O'Brien: (from NBC.com)
| | "Brain sucking aliens will invade the earth and we'll all die trying to imitate the stunts on Jackass." |
| | "Male doctors will no longer be allowed to become gynecologists when a group of them are caught high-fiving at a convention." |
| | "Tired of being referred to simply as drunks, Irish Americans will legally change their name to Drunken Americans." |
| | "Louis Anderson publicly converts to atheism when for the third day in a row his bag of Cheetos gets stuck on a vending machine." |
| | "The answer to the question 'is there life after death' will finally be answered when the corpse of Winston Churchill holds a press conference and says 'no'." |
| | "Sales of Izod shirts will decline dramatically, when it is revealed the alligator has a small child in it's mouth." |
| | "It will be revealed that carrots do not actually improve your eyesight, but they are still number one when it comes to scratching a deep, rectal itch." |
| | "The French Riviera will be completely abandoned after its name is changed to The Geraldo Riviera." |
| | "A woman will play and win a tournament for the PGA. When the PGA stands for Poontang Golfers Association." |
| | "The New York Knicks and N' Sync will sue each other, each claiming it was their idea to be five guys who suck." |
| | "Conan O'Brien will beat out Jim Carrey for the lead role in The Mask part II. I'm sorry, did I say the The Mask part II? I meant Mask part II- the Rocky Dennis story." |
| | "Jim Carrey will commit his first murder of a fan after someone who just saw Bruce Almighty approaches Carrey and says 'Almighty then!" |
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Source:
NBC.com Conan O'Brien
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