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Possible Causes of a Fatigued Groin
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Tags: Roger, Clemens, Yankees, baseball, groin, injury, funny
If you didn't hear, the Yankee's Rocket (AKA Roger Clemens) will be postponing his start tonight due to a "fatigued groin"... here are some of the possible causes of this medical emergency:
| | El Duque challenged him to a "Yoga-Off," and he had some difficulty with the Downward Dog position. |
| | Slipped when "right leg on red" came up during one of his nightly games of naked Twister with Andy Pettitte. |
| | Took a spill while attempting to show LeBron James that The Rocket is God's gift to sports. |
| | Took a spill when charging towards what he thought was a half-eaten cheeseburger. Turns out it was A-Rod's jockstrap. |
| | Swung and missed while attempting to kick Kyle Farnsworth in the ass. |
| | Attempted a Banana Split on Alex Rodriguez when laying the beat down over A-Rod's dominance of the news last week. |
| | Goddamn Andy Pettitte has been on the road, actually WITH HIS TEAM, and there's been no one to rub Warm Vanilla Sugar Bath and Body Works Lotion all over his hairy inner thighs that reek of a Manhattan bum in mid-July. |
| | Son Kody pulled too hard during a wheelbarrow race at annual family reunion, or Rogerpaloozza. |
| | Decided to do one squat for every million of his 2007 contract. Soon realized he's almost 45. |
| | Was attempting the solo version Ratipasha (look it up) to NY tabloid back pages, and audio tapes of Suzyn Waldman during his comeback announcement. |
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