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Rescue Me is a critically-praised American television drama that premiered on the FX Network in 2004. Rescue Me focuses mainly on the professional and personal lives of New York City firefighters after the trauma of the September 11, 2001 attacks. The show stars Denis Leary, who plays the role of New York City firefighter, Tommy Gavin, a character whose life is full of torment and chaos.
| | Chief Jerry Reilly: What in the sweet chocolate Christ is a metrosexual? |
| | Franco Rivera: In bed, she's a wonder. Out of bed, she's the jolly green goddamn giant. Best piece of ass I ever had. |
| | Chief Jerry Reilly: There's no probably about it. I've seen the pictures. She's more of a man than I am. |
| | Tommy Gavin: Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck. |
| | Tommy Gavin: The harder I work, the luckier I goddamned get. |
| | Tommy Gavin: There's no golden ring at the end of the ride... it's all bullshit. |
| | Tommy Gavin: Bless me father for I sinned... and so have you. |
| | Kenny Shea: "Mint Pussy". Probably one of *the* worst Ben & Jerry's flavors ever. |
| | Chief Jerry Reilly: [watching Sean Garrity and Probie playing Scrabble] Look at this - a meeting of the minds and the minds are a no-show. |
| | Chief Jerry Reilly: Blessed screaming Jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker. |
| | Jimmy Keefe: The fact that you even have a face repertoire makes you... suspect. |
| | Tommy Gavin: When I was growing up, I had Sister Mary Shovel Face in school... you get Sharon Stone. |
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