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The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
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Tags: 10, commandments, hillbilly, Kentucky, funny, shall, Harlan
Some people in Kentucky have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in Southeastern Kentucky got together and translated the "King James" into "Harlan County" language.... no joke, read on...
| 1. | Just one God |
| 2. | Honor yer Ma & Pa |
| 3. | No tellin' tales or gossipin' |
| 4. | Git yourself to Sunday meetin' |
| 5. | Put nothin' before God |
| 6. | No foolin' around with another fellow's gal |
| 7. | No killin' |
| 8. | Watch yer mouth |
| 9. | Don't take what ain't yers |
| 10. | Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff |
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