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These are ordinary folks doing extra ordinary goofy stuff.. Sent to me by friends.. Share your own..
| 1. | IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears me at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,"NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. |
| 2. | IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative of ice to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS |
| 3. | IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimallettuce." Hesaid he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! |
| 4. | IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, howwould I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."Happened in Birmingham , Ala. |
| 5. | IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.ppalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS |
| 6. | IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments. |
| 7. | IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy wi the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less. |
| 8. | IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered thatit was unlocked."Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - Ialready got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi ! |
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