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The Best Homer Simpson Quotes
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Tags: Simpson Movie, quotes, televison, Homer, Marge
Famous quotes from Home Simpson himself, he has spoken.
| | If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing! |
| | If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. |
| | English? who needs that? I'm never going to England. |
| | Roads are just a suggestion, Marge, Just like Pants. |
| | Is the poop deck really what I think it is? |
| | Vampires are make-believe, just like elves,gremlins and Eskimos. |
| | Stupidity got us into this mess- and stupidity will get us out. |
| | If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty? |
| | A woman is like a beer,they look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother to get one. |
| | Donuts- is there anything they can't do? |
| | It takes two to lie, Marge - one to lie and one to listen. |
| | Kids you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is never try. |
| | Pork chops and bacon my two favorite animals. |
| | If the Bible has taught us anything - which it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such. |
| | If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. |
| | Homer no function beer well without. |
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