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“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James Quotes
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Kevin James is an American comedian and Emmy-nominated actor, best known for his portrayal of lead character Doug Heffernan on the television sitcom The King of Queens.
| | “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” |
| | “There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” |
| | "I really wasn't a class clown." |
| | "I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit." |
| | "I was funny with my friends, but breaking up the whole classroom just wasn't me." |
| | "It was fun because after shooting, Will and I would eat a jar of pickles and tell each other secrets. It was so much fun!" - On "Hitch" |
| | "How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. 'Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins.'" |
| | "When you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?'...'Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?'" |
| | "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." |
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