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Shocking SPAM Ingredients
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Tags: SPAM, food, diet, gross, meat, fake, canned meat, beef, pork
Ever wonder what's in that gelatinous pink cube you're eating? More than meets the eye. Read on.
| | chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added |
| | salt (for binding, flavor, and firmness) |
| | water (to help in mixing) |
| | sugar (for flavor) |
| | sodium Nitrite (for color and as a preservative) |
| | the remains of anyone who pisses off Bill Gates |
| | Jar Jar Binks |
| | Gigli (sounds like it belongs in SPAM) |
| | Pam Anderson's former implants (for firmness) |
| | Kryptonite |
| | Jimmy Hoffa (for tartness) |
| | members of PETA deemed "too radical" |
| | The Human Condition |
| | Excess from all Liposuction procedures, 1992-present |
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How ironic. I get all this stuff in my SPAM e-mail as well!
Comment by: john Good one John. I'll be content to spend the rest of my life more than 30 yards away from an open can of spam.
Comment by: buccicone.2
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