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Shocking SPAM Ingredients  
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Tags: SPAM, food, diet, gross, meat, fake, canned meat, beef, pork

Ever wonder what's in that gelatinous pink cube you're eating? More than meets the eye. Read on.

	chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added
	salt (for binding, flavor, and firmness)
	water (to help in mixing)
	sugar (for flavor)
	sodium Nitrite (for color and as a preservative)
	the remains of anyone who pisses off Bill Gates
	Jar Jar Binks
	Gigli (sounds like it belongs in SPAM)
	Pam Anderson's former implants (for firmness)
	Kryptonite
	Jimmy Hoffa (for tartness)
	members of PETA deemed "too radical"
	The Human Condition
	Excess from all Liposuction procedures, 1992-present

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Comments: How ironic. I get all this stuff in my SPAM e-mail as well! Comment by: john Good one John. I'll be content to spend the rest of my life more than 30 yards away from an open can of spam. Comment by: buccicone.2