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Things That Annoy Me
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Tags: annoy, hate, yuppie, food, eggs, government, college, english, wal mart, commercial, pain, MLA, 50 cent, poetry, romantic comedies, ugly, Lindsay Lohan, steak, alcohol, suburbs
Ever wanted to know what makes a seemingly average 20 year old female English major tick? Read on.
| | Baby Einstein tapes. A seemingly cute scam for yuppie parents. |
| | Starbucks.... overpriced, underflavored. People who get a half-caf non-fat frozen caramel mochiatto are there for the sugar, not the coffee. |
| | People who like more than one type of eggs. Variety is the spice of life, but like picking a political party, this is really a situation where you need to commit to one course of action. |
| | Conversely, people who are afraid of change annoy me (unless it's egg-related). Let me just order the same thing at every restaurant, stick to the same color palette, only see romantic comedies, and never try to have a new experience. It's just dumb. |
| | Capitalism. |
| | Boxed wine. |
| | Staples. One is fine, but when you have hold a whole row in order to change it? The jagged end makes my skin crawl. I hate metal on metal. |
| | The feeling of salt under my fingernails. |
| | Tramp stamps. |
| | Dictators. |
| | Unsubsidized loans. |
| | Heartworm medication for cats and dogs. Your vet and, by proxy, the pharmaceutical company are scamming you. No joke... the incidence of heartworm among pets is nearly zero. Don't let people scare you into paying for this stuff. |
| | Baby Boomers or Lost Generation-ers, usually parents, who think that you're going to end up homeless because you're not pre-Med or an engineering major. What happened to money not being able to buy happiness? |
| | Similarly, people who think that the only thing to do with an English major is 'teach'. |
| | Townies. |
| | Wal-Mart. |
| | Open-mouth breathers. |
| | The "I'm cleaning the litter box, I'm cleaning the litter box" commercial. |
| | Physical pain. |
| | MLA-style citation. |
| | Thesis statements. |
| | 50 Cent. |
| | For the most part, romantic comedies. More often than not, they take an unforgivably far-fetched plot and fill it with unlikeable, predictable characters and dialogue. Romantic comedies have as little to do with real love as sorority hookups. |
| | People who think poetry has to rhyme. |
| | Conventionally good looking people. I prefer weirdos. |
| | Michael and Dina Lohan. |
| | The effects of gummi worms on my teeth. |
| | Being too poor to afford red meat. |
| | People who aren't honest with themselves about what they want out of life because they're too afraid of figuring out how to get it. |
| | The legal drinking age in America. Does the government really not think we can handle the responsibility until we're almost 30? If you're not mature enough to drink by 18, you probably will never be mature enough, so what difference does a few years make? Don't suck the fun out of the prime of everyone's lives for the sake of a few people. |
| | The suburbs. |
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We have similar hates!
Comment by: buccicone.2 "People who think poetry has to rhyme" Then they try to squeeze a rhyme everywhere, like i am strong iam strong because i was born a long time in a city zone in a parking lot and my mother was happy..... alot.
Comment by: Demien
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