| ||Do work|
| ||Rob: Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?|
Big: Not since I was 13.
| ||Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him.|
| ||Wing King baby... wing king!|
| ||Rob: I'm the skater in the family.|
Big: I'm the bodyguard.
Rob: (Points to Meaty) And you're the puppy.
| ||"I refuse to believe that that poorly crafted piece of cat-wood is 3000 dollars."|
| ||22's son, 22's|
| ||"whatcha momma say STOMP, whatcha papa say STOMP"|
| ||Rob: And I want to kickflip an alligator|
| ||Big: Its like they're all pop and country... we're hip-hop.|
| ||Rob: Did you fart?|
Big: I don't know. What are you talking about?
Rob: I caught fart in the air. Did you fart?
Big: Did I fart? Yes I did.
| ||Big: (To Meaty) What's up with your hole, man? Talk to me, dog.|
| ||Big: "Stripping is like ridin' a bike...."|
| ||"I'm going to ollie a gator!"|
| ||Drama: "im a skater..."|
Big: "When was the last time you skated?"
Drama: "Like, a month ago."
| ||"Did someone poop in the pool?"|
| ||"I don't recognize this dude"|
| ||Big: Hell yeah, drop dat turtle baby!|
| ||Rob: I'll see you next week and I promise we are going to have the fastest turtle in the history of turtles.|
| ||Big: We've got to come in hot.|
| ||Big: I need a 6X shirt with rhinestones on it.|
| ||Big: You kick me... I'm kicking your ass! Damn PETA|
| ||Rob: "I found out that a person who studies turtles is a herpetologist... so maybe we go talk to the Herpy...."|
| ||Rob: I know this horse is just gonna dump. We are going to have to make a stop every 20 minutes do to this horse dung,|
Big: Thats alright man. We gotta do what we gotta do to get a champion in this house.
| ||Rob: I'm a puke quesadilla right now.|
| ||Big: Smell like doo-doo in here?|
Rob: Everything I smell smells like doo-doo.
| ||Big: Dude, I'm saying no mud around my weiner.|
| ||Big: Do Work son|
| ||Big: "Why are You trying to catch me riding dirty, copper"|
| ||Big: "It's Hot In The Streets"|
| ||Rob: Why do old people need fiber?|
Big: I guess to get those doo-doo's out.
| ||Big: Dude he gets fanned on pretty much a lot. (about Meaty)|
| ||Rob: Hey can you grab my board? I am about to break a world record.|
| ||Big: When your body is tired... exercise your mind.|
| ||Rob: Why are you humping me mid-afternoon?|
| ||Big: Drama, I am going to need you to blowdry my crotch.|
| ||Rob: "We're a world record setting team! World record hug."|
| ||Rob: My records can buy beer.|
| ||Big: These chairs right here, not massive ass certified.... Boy coming in hot with some ass power... look at this.... thats half a cheek on there|
| ||Big: Boy gotta turn duck and roll to get out the couch.|
| ||Rob: Thats Big Bob bitch.... awe whats up kid?... why you fucking with Big Bob right now... Big Bob will eat you up..... Look at me!|
| ||Rob: Dude, Elmo's kind of hood.|
| ||Rob: She's dancin with the cream... I love that there's so many different forms of crazy. There's crazy people that kill people, and then there's crazy people that do this - dance on Melrose with Josh Kalis' DC shoes on.|
| ||Big: Let a bum live the "Street Dreams"... that's all he's got.|
| ||Rob: It's your boy Bam Bam's sweat pants... Dude, smell that. That's rotten meat.|
| ||Big: Fat man's funk... smells like rump.|
| ||Bum pack.... hobo hookup... homeless hookup!|
| ||Rob: Skid row is about to get laced.|
| ||Big: My name is Clarkston the 3rd... I'm a philanthropist.|
| ||Rob: They're comin in hot right now. That's a frenzy!|
| ||Big: Skid rizzie ain't no joke|
| ||Rob: Have you ever seen a man this large catch some air?|
| ||Rob: He just blew his nuts out.|
Big: His nuts is shot... Dude, check your nuts.
| ||Zeus: I'm goin in the foam.|
| ||Big: There's one population of people we haven't given back to yet.|
Big: Nah, we give to them all the time. ... ...Old folks.
| ||(old woman at Westwood Horizons): An hour ago I thought I was going to die... Now, I feel - happy!|
| ||Big: See what I told you... old people aren't as scary as you'd think.|
| ||Rob: I need the life version of IcyHot|
| ||Big: You're getting treatment through some wallpaper?|
| ||Harry the Healer: Well that's Master J|
| ||Big: [Rob] looks like a fish out of water right now... looks like a guppy.|
| ||Big: I am gonna break a little wind... alright... rip on.|
| ||Rob: Proof is in the pudding with that Sacred G|
| ||Rob: I hate the word "two dollars"... there's a reason there's no two-dollar bill|
| ||Big: That's what happens when you put your faith in wallpaper.|
| ||Big: Oh no... I'm a male stripper... I got moves.|
| ||Steve Berra: That was G Money... So basically Sacred G is cheating. Sacred G is steroids.... if that works, I am getting some of them stickers.|
| ||Big: There's some good girls on the Space right now.|
| ||Rob: If you got tattoos above your vagina, your dirty.|
| ||Rob: Dude lets get to Vegas, I got bottles, I got a table, I got money to lose.|
| ||Rob: You're 14 years old and your eatin' horse doodoo.|
| ||Rob: [about Meaty] His favorite flavor is everything... You know what he really likes, mini-horse doo-doo.|
| ||Big: It's like my car's been super sized.... Greasy super sized.|
| ||Big: Do not give me sports as my SMUT. I want that separate, like Church and State.|
| ||Rob: I can fake Picasso's!|
| ||Rob: Crap Happy... Crap Happy. I'm so happy to crap. Crap, crap, crappy crap... I crapped you crapped everybody crapped. Crap crap crappers. Every know and then I have to crap. ... I have some coffee and I have to crap! ..... ... You look lovely tonight... Drama you look like crap!|
| ||Rob: I'm a magician! Pick a hand... pick a hand. I am not kidding you. Pick a hand... (left hand) nothing... (right hand) nothing. I'm a magician!|