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Non living things that have Gender  
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Tags: gender, things

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example...

1.	Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2.	Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3.	Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4.	Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course,there's the hot air part.
5.	Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6.	Web Page--Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7.	Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8.	Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9.	Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10.	Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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Comments: haha... Comment by: ryan Copier is my favorite. Comment by: buccicone.2