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HOW TO HUG A BABY (Instructions for the house dog)
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THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW! Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
| 1. | First, spy a baby. |
| 2. | Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby. |
| 3. | Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier. |
| 4. | The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. |
| 5. | Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality. |
| 6. | Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. |
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