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Things You Should Never Say During Sex
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A few things to avoid saying during sex:
| | "Let me show you something I was doing with your sister” |
| | "I'll be done in one second" |
| | “Hurry up, five minutes till Sportscenter” |
| | “Ahh, candlelight, the poor man’s airbrush” |
| | “And here I thought only women could fake it” |
| | “Didn’t I mention the video camera?” |
| | “Would you please hurry…this room rents by the hour” |
| | “My old girlfriend used to do it a lot longer” |
| | “A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!” |
| | “Holy shit, are those real?” |
| | "Did I tell you my parents are coming over?" |
| | “You’re not the kind that thinks this actually means something, are you?” |
| | “Have you ever considered liposuction?” |
| | “Umm…what tampon?” |
| | “So, does your boyfriend own a gun?” |
| | “That’s just a rash” |
| | “Does it normally smell like this?” |
| | “You’re almost as good as my girlfriend” |
| | “Wouldn’t this be more fun if we invited your girlfriends?” |
| | “I thought you had the key to the handcuffs!” |
| | “Something my mom taught me…” |
| | Things you should never say during sex |
| | “Try breathing through your nose, babe.” |
| | “Where’s the remote?” |
| | “C’mon, you’ve taken bigger shits then this…it’ll fit.” |
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