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Colonoscopies are no joke, BUTT......  
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Tags: Colonoscopies, colonoscopy, butt, prostate, protate health, health, physical examination

A friend of mine sent this to me after I related a story to him about how once during an extremely delicate prostate exam, I told the doctor "Your'e my Daddy, Your'e my Daddy! and he didn't laugh much.. very weird situaiton, all quiet and all afterwards... .. So anyway this came today in the email.. Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: I like the last one.. .

1. “Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

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