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25+ Signs You've Finally Grown Up
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Tags: grown, adult, funny, LOL, amusing, older, life, mature
When you read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass, forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
| 1. | Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. |
| 2. | Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. |
| 3. | You keep more food than beer in the fridge. |
| 4. | 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. |
| 5. | You hear your favorite song in an elevator. |
| 6. | You watch the Weather Channel. |
| 7. | Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up." |
| 8. | You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. |
| 9. | Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." |
| 10. | You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. |
| 11. | Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. |
| 12. | You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. |
| 13. | Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. |
| 14. | You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. |
| 15. | Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. |
| 16. | You take naps. |
| 17. | Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. |
| 18. | Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. |
| 19. | You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms & pregnancy tests. |
| 20. | A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." |
| 21. | You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. |
| 22. | "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." |
| 23. | 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. |
| 24. | You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. |
| 25. | When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?" |
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