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How to recognize an Iowa girl
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Tags: Iowa, Recognition, Image, Face, Hair, Blonde
If you didn't know how to recognize a girl from Iowa, now you will
| | They all have blonde hair, it makes it very hard to recognize them |
| | They pronounce 'six' as 'sex' |
| | They're all named Erin or Emily |
| | They all say they're either Dutch or German while in reality they're like 7th generation |
| | They all speak in moaning sentences |
| | They all want to escape the state |
| | They learned to drive (out of Iowa) when they were just 11 (on the tractor of their pa and ma) |
| | They have a farmer's tan. |
| | They talk about this year's crops. |
| | They don't pinch their noses around pigs. |
| | They aren't picky about the brand of beer they drink. |
| | They know all the words to 'Redneck Woman.' |
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