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Funniest "Seinfeld" Quotes
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Everyone remembers "No soup for you" and "Serenity now!" But here is a collection of all of the funniest quotes from the TV sitcom.
| | "No soup for you!--Soup Nazi |
| | "Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's minty, it's very refreshing!" --Kramer |
| | "You stole my Jesus fish." --Puddy |
| | "Hellooooooooooooo! La la la." --Jerry |
| | "He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo." --George |
| | "Serenity Now!" --Frank Costanza |
| | "She's got man hands." --Jerry |
| | "I've yada yada'd sex!" --Elaine |
| | "Jerry was necking during Schindler's List." --Mrs. Seinfeld |
| | "They' re real and they're spectacular." --Sidra |
| | "My boys are free and lovin' it!" --Kramer |
| | "And you want to be my latex salesman" --Jerry |
| | "My name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents" --George |
| | "You double dipped the chip." --Timmy |
| | "Festivus for the rest of us!" --Frank Costanza |
| | "If it were sociably acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet." --George |
| | "But are you still master of your domain?" --Jerry |
| | "We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that." --Jerry |
| | "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" --George |
| | "You're killing independent George!" --George |
| | "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" --Jerry |
| | "Hello, Jerry." --Newman |
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