| | OFFICE SPACE - "If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. 'Oh... Oh... Oh!' You know what I'm talkin' about. 'Oh!'" |
| | OFFICE SPACE - "Sounds like somebody's having a case of the Mondays." |
| | OFFICE SPACE - "So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?" |
| | OFFICE SPACE - "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..." |
| | OFFICE SPACE - "'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?" |
| | OFFICE SPACE - "I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man." |
| | OFFICE SPACE - "Did you get that memo?" |
| | MONTY PYTHON - "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." |
| | MONTY PYTHON - "It's just a flesh wound." |
| | MONTY PYTHON - "We are the knights who say... NI!" |
| | MONTY PYTHON - "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" |
| | WEDDING CRASHERS - "What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!" |
| | WEDDING CRASHERS - "I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!" |
| | WEDDING CRASHERS - "Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!" |
| | WEDDING CRASHERS - "Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!" |
| | WEDDING CRASHERS - "I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night." |
| | WEDDING CRASHERS - "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" |
| | Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON - "Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!" |
| | Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON - "English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do-you-speak it?" |
| | Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON - "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" |
| | Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON - "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes." |
| | Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON - "Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker." |
| | Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON - "Oh now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you." |
| | THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - "She was a ho... for sho." |
| | THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - "AHHH, Kelly Clarkson!" |
| | THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - "You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I love it when balls are in my face'." |
| | THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - "I'm starvin'... let's get some fuckin' french toast!" |
| | THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - "You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal." |
| | ANCHORMAN - "Great Poseidon's trident of racial injustice!" |
| | ANCHORMAN - "By the ball sweat of Hades' dank nether regions!" |
| | ANCHORMAN - "Holy man-dolphins of the Utah state tax commission!" |
| | ANCHORMAN - "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" |
| | ANCHORMAN - "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." |
| | ANCHORMAN - "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair." |
| | ANCHORMAN - "It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way." |
| | ANCHORMAN - "I ate a big red candle!" |
| | ANCHORMAN - "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with the pants." |
| | ANCHORMAN - "Loud noises!" |
| | ANCHORMAN - "I love lamp." |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - Yeah, baby, yeah! |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?" |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "I demand the sum of... ONE MILLION DOLLARS." |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?" |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!" |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "Zip it!" |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner." |
| | AUSTIN POWERS - "I'm dead sexy." |
| | BORAT - "My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!" |
| | BORAT - "I like to make sexy time!" |
| | BORAT - "This suit is NOT BLACK!" |
| | BORAT - "Do this have a pussy magnet?" |
| | BORAT - "What's up with it, vanilla face?" |
| | BORAT - "Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!" |
| | NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - "You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." |
| | NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - "Do the chickens have large talons?" |
| | NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." |
| | NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?" |
| | NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - "A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed." |
| | NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - "I caught you a delicious bass." |
| | 300 - This IS SPARTA! |
| | 300 - "Tonight, we dine in hell!" |
| | 300 - "Give them nothing! But take from them, everything!" |